Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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