we're blogging at a bar
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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