We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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