True but thats because hes a fetus.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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