Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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