he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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