this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We are two peas in an std pod
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
