So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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