I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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