Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He is an equal opportunity slut.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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