Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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