Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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