i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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