Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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