Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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