How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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