No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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