He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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