She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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