How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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