there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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