She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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