at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The uberlube is also flammable
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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