I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
