there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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