I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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