Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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