I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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