Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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