yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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