Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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