So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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