they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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