We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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