I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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