I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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