That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
this is an emotional support booty call
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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