that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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