whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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