She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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