i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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