big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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