She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
