you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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