She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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