physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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