You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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