Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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