...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Drake has all the answers
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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