the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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