some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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