this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
