Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She's the barista slut.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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