fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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