It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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