I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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